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    Mar 2009
    Portland, Oregon,

    Default A funny story (not spam.... just a funny story)

    Somewhat Marine related...... I hope you enjoy this.

    The IRS suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand. So, they sent an agent out to investigate.

    IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

    Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

    “Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so that he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”

    IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

    Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know?”

    Rick ... aka Ricardo..... AQ series Volvo Penta repair
    Portland, Oregon
    28' SDN F/B w/ twin Volvo Penta 5.7L DP drives

    "Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death." Albert Einstein

    Please... no PMs! Post your questions on the forum.

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    Default Re: A funny story (not spam.... just a funny story)

    LOL..that was nice.

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    Default Re: A funny story (not spam.... just a funny story)

    Awesome and true

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