some advice from a 76 year old man...before you get married go buy a new boat and motor and finance it for 99 years if you have to....if you dont you will be busy buying couches and chit like that for 10 years without a decent boat...
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon,
he was assembling some loads for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After along period of silence she
finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit
hunting, shooting, hand-loading, and fishing. Maybe you should sell your guns and boat."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“