View Full Version : A funny story (not spam.... just a funny story)

06-21-2018, 07:31 AM
Somewhat Marine related...... I hope you enjoy this.

The IRS suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand. So, they sent an agent out to investigate.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

“Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so that he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally.”

IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know?”

09-05-2018, 01:57 AM
LOL..that was nice.

10-04-2020, 02:58 PM

10-05-2020, 12:46 PM
Awesome and true